While the Vancouver Canucks have been very busy as of late, they have still been making out lists to Santa, and, with the exception of Mike Brown (who made the naughty list), are asking for several items this holiday season.
- The Sedin Twins - Pinky and The Brain DVD Set. When Derek Boogaard called them this, they honestly had no idea who he was talking about. But perhaps grasping The Brain’s thirst for world domination will inspire the twins on the ice.
- Taylor Pyatt - Anson Carter Voodoo Doll. Pyatt has been compared to Anson Carter a lot in recent years and I think the guy would love nothing more than for Carter to disappear altogether.
- Markus Naslund - Confidence Spectacles. When you slap these babies on, they give you the vision of scoring highlight reel goals and the confidence to dismantle any team’s defence on any given night.
- Jeff Cowan - A set of boxing gloves. If the guy could knock out an opponent for once, that’d be reeeeallly helpful.
- Aaron Miller - NHL 08. Because the only other way this guy is going to be scoring in hockey is in virtual reality.
- Sami Salo - Plastic Bubble. Does anyone know the appropriate size for a 6′2 Finnish guy?
- Mike Weaver - Blow-up Doll. He’s getting pretty lonely up in that press box every night.
- Roberto Luongo - Smaller pads. I think he’s just joking. Hopefully.
